I suspect I drive Paloma to distraction with my lack of sartorial acumen and interest in such.
Often she will return home with a new shirt or pair of pants for me. I truly feel bad that I cannot participate in her enthusiasm.
Truly, I am.
It’s just that career choices afforded me the ability to dress casually with few restrictions well into my thirties.
(grunge played right to my strengths even if not all of the music associated with that era did)
Of course, during the past half decade or so, I’ve labored under the fashion standards deemed acceptable in the corporate world.
In the civilian world, I opt for simplicity and comfort – a pair of baggy cargo shorts, a well-worn t-shirt with The Who emblazoned across the front.
Two things about cargo shorts appeal to me. One is the loose fit, the free-wheeling vibe of not wearing pants while still wearing pants.
And then there’s the loose, deep pockets.
I have stuff – an iPod, wallet, keys, cigarettes, sunglasses – and that stuff takes up space that my work wordrobe’s meager storage compartments cannot handle comfortably.
(if humans are the most intelligent species on the planet, wouldn’t we have figured out a way to exist without carting so much crap everywhere we go?)
For the work day, I strive for as much comfort as possible knowing that I’ll still feel like fidgeting.
It is not easy – despite Paloma’s well-intended efforts – for new items to move into the rotation. I go for veterans that I know, through experience, will enable me to attain the greatest state of clothing Zen.
It must be the heat – what’s here and what is forecast as impending – but I feel compelled to announce that a new pair of khakis has ascended to the top of the heap in trousers.
Well done, pants.
Well done, Paloma.
I truly have no idea what kind of music best captures this event. I simply have few “pants” songs.
Here are four songs that pulled up scrolling through my 97X playlist on the iPod…
Talking Heads – And She Was
from Little Creatures
I could imagine that Talking Heads could have written an awesome song about pants. In fact, I’m probably blanking on some song in their quirky catalog celebrating clothing.
But, there is the band’s jaunty ode to levitation And She Was which has charmed me from the first time I heard Little Creatures. I used to hear it now and then on some of our more mainstream rock stations, and it even became one of the few songs by The Heads to make the Hot 100.
The Cult – Rain
The recorded output of The Cult is a bit uneven to me and, despite its success, I thought the Rick Rubin-produced Electric was an overrated yawn aside from the wonderful Love Removal Machine.
However, Love, Electric‘s predecessor, is a classic from the time and the driving Rain – with lead singer Ian Astbury’s howling to the heavens – is appropriate today.
Timbuk3 – The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
from Greetings From Timbuk 3
Well, another song suitable for the occasion pops up because a man with new trousers is a force to be reckoned with in the corporate America workplace.
Thomas Dolby – Hyperactive!
from The Flat Earth
Thomas Dolby is an A-list act in our household and, like Talking Head David Byrne, I have absolute faith that he would succeed smashingly if I could commission him to write a song about my new pants.
(note to self: get mega-wealthy, commission Thomas Dolby to write pants song)