Any Major Dude has noted that the search engine terms leading the masses to his blog often involve unrequited or impossible love.
Here? It’s a lot of folks searching for sleepwear.
The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Presley, Marvin Gaye, and John Denver (yes, John Denver) are some of the acts with fans wishing to express their allegiance even as they sleep.
(Paloma takes this, admittedly, small sample as a sign that we should fulfill this niche and become pajama moguls)
The search engine statistics also reveal that you folks have questions – a lot of questions. Well, I’m here to help, so here are a few of your queries with the actual search engine topic in parenthesis…
Is Food Network personality Alton Brown a one-hit wonder?
(alton brown one hit wonder)
Mr. Brown is a favorite of ours and quite an accomplished fellow with success as a chef, cinematographer, author, and actor to his credit. And, after graduating from the University Of Georgia, Brown pursued a career in cinematography and was the director of photography on the music video for R.E.M.’s The One I Love.
However, aside from his resemblance to actual one-hit wonder Thomas Dolby, it appears that Alton has never pursued any musical endeavors of his own. So, no, he is not a one-hit wonder.
However, the band Guadalcanal Diary, who were fellow Georgians and contemporaries of R.E.M., might qualify as one-hit wonders. Though they never were a mainstream act, Guadalcanal Diary had a modicum of success with college audiences in the mid- to late- ’80s and are best remembered for the quirky and engaging Watusi Rodeo.
Guadalcanal Diary – Watusi Rodeo
from Walking In The Shadow Of The Big Man
Is Mark Knopfler obsessed with finding a cure for baldness?
(mark knopfler hair loss)
Yes, the former leader of Dire Straits is follically challenged. However, he is also one of the wealthiest musicians in the UK, so, if he wanted, he could afford to outfit himself with the most extravagant toupee in the history of man.
As he hasn’t done so, I would have to say that, no, Knopfler suffers from no vanity regarding his diminishing hairline. If he does wish to find the cure for hair loss, I suggest he get in contact as I could use an investor.
Dire Straits – Romeo And Juliet
from Making Movies
Has Kate Bush ever attacked the paparazzi?
(kate bush attacks paparazzi)
I’ve followed Kate Bush’s career since she broke through in the States with Hounds Of Love and I own most of her catalog. I know that Kate’s father was a physician, she comes from a musical family, she’s studied dance, she’s quite reclusive, and she’s British.
None of these things add up to a profile of someone that would physically manhandle photographers. She simply seems too refined for such behavior (or, behaviour).
(though it is amusing to imagine her having a snootful of brandy following Sunday dinner and letting the expletives fly)
I think this reader has Kate confused with another eccentric female artist, this one from Iceland.
Kate Bush – Breathing
from Never For Ever
What kind of earrings did David Bowie wear?
(what kind of earring did david bowie wear)
There’s no debating that David Bowie has been one of the most fashion-conscious artist in the annals of rock. He’s donned dresses, leather jackets, Italian suits, and indescribable garb as Ziggy Stardust.
However, a quick study of photographic evidence reveals that his ears have usually been unadorned. In the few pictures in which he does have earrings, it appears that the Thin White Duke opts for a single, ring-sized, silver hoop – tasteful, classy, and restrained.
David Bowie – Soul Love
from The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars
Maybe Mark Knopfler should consult with the estate of the late Bobby Darin who was similarly folically challenged and had quite an assortment of stylish wigs.
Brilliant post! I wish I’d thought of it. I did have a search query for Samoan rock carvings.
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